It’s early Sunday evening
And I just got back from church
I’m sitting up in my armchair
Thinking about the good lord’s word
Then I poured me a glass of whiskey
And set out to drinking in his name
Put the bottle on the table
And then I went back to doing my thing
Well the shadows are getting longer
And the night is setting in
I’m getting ready to pour me another drink
Before my new week begins
I had my bottle and my glass on the table
Next to my Marlboro’s and my forty four
And when I kicked up my feet
I kicked my whiskey bottle on the floor
Well everybody knows
That the liquor stores are closed
At this time of night
On a Sunday!
What’s a man to do
When he’s lost all his booze.
Gone and lost my booze
When I kicked up my feet
I kicked my whiskey bottle on the floor
Well my old lady,
She was none too pleased
When She got back from playing bingo
And that bottle was in pieces
On the living room floor
And all the whiskey was gone
She hit me with a right hook
And she turned and walked right out the door
Oh lord it ain’t right
That I can’t get no more booze tonight
Now my woman’s done and left me
And my carpet drank my whiskey
And I don’t know what else could go wrong
What else could go wrong
When I kicked up my feet
I kicked my whiskey bottle on the floor
credits
from Stomp On Me,
track released July 29, 2011
Reverend D - Bass, Electric Guitar, Mountain Fiddle, Vocals
Oakland Johnson - Electric Guitar, Vocals
Beard of Bees - Percussion, Slide Guitar, Synthesizer
Libby Belle - Vocals
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